Here's a simple format caption to keep you lovelies from giving up on me too quickly.
"A Little Tech SUBport"
Not long after I posted mention of having problems with my machine these two guys showed up from the Squeak-Gawd. I hadn't even bought my computer there, let alone signing on for any extended service plan, but they just grabbed my chassis and went right to work anyhow! They didn't bring the restore disk that I needed, they I'd have to be re-booted and the supplied some limited-coverage fishnetworks too.
In no time at all, they had my laptop parted out & spread all-over their faces- um, all-over the place!