@Bex: Hey, sweetheart! You mentioned a thing for 'wish-fulfillment' themes at Rachel's, so, after reading a recent post at Happiness, I started working on this story for you. Hopefully it manages to strike the right chords for you, rather than hitting sour notes or revealing my tone-deaf perceptions.
In any case, I do hope you are well and blessed in this new year and age!
You are too much a work of art for merely one page, darling, so please, read-on: