Well, folks, it's that time of year, out here in the sticks. The season for all the real men to get their long-guns all cleaned & oiled so they shoot straight enough to bag the biggest buck they can set their sights on, (while failing to notice anything gay in all that terminology, [not that I have any problem with subsistence hunting, I'm just playing with the words])! [ "Hey, Bubba. I'm gonna go bag me a big, meaty buck up on top o' the knob! You wanna come along and ram my balls for me? I'll give ya the wads!" ... or, something like that?! ]
But, it might make hunting season a lot more interesting if something like this could happen.
"Deer? Oh, Dear!"